do you ever just find yourself doing really fucking weird things when no one is around and then you suddenly freeze, paranoid over the fact maybe your parents have installed spy-cams in the house to watch you
(Source: elizabethdarcy, via mrdracos)
80 years from now;
Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO
normal people: boy/girl problems
me: wifi connection problems
When someone catches me doing something embarrassing
My immediate reaction is to stare at them until it is equally awkward for both of us
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: manda, via chainsandturtlenecks)
